Apologies

Ladies and Gentlemen;

I humbly post this notice for the benefit of those of you who today were expecting me to:

Write a newsletter Make you truffles Call you Answer your calls Pay attention to you at all Rescue you from a burning building

You may all address your complaints to Red Octane, makers of that most diverting of musician simulation computer entertainment products, Guitar Hero 2.

Yours &c,

Adam Williamson