Pithy

Slashdot comment threads can vary wildly in quality (thank you, I'll accept my Understatement Of The Decade Award later), but just occasionally they're brilliant. Here's fuzzyfuzzyfungus rendering years, and billions of dollars, in free market rhetoric into a handy-dandy pocketable one-liner:

"Any failure by the real world to precisely replicate the predictions of an Econ 101 student with a B or better average is caused by government meddling and could be solved by cutting taxes."