Ladies and Gentlemen;

I humbly post this notice for the benefit of those of you who today were expecting me to:

Write a newsletter
Make you truffles
Call you
Answer your calls
Pay attention to you at all
Rescue you from a burning building

You may all address your complaints to Red Octane, makers of that most diverting of musician simulation computer entertainment products, Guitar Hero 2.

Yours &c,

Adam Williamson

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