There's a great article on CBC (Canadian national broadcaster) today, about the last porno theater in Vancouver. The particular sentence that tickled me (and others in the comments) was:
"During a series of visits by police in uniform in 2008, Jarvie says officers witnessed sex acts, an overwhelming unpleasant pungent odour, puddles of body fluids and excrement, and even patrons smoking."
Yes, people having sex in a movie theater, leaving the proceeds and...excrement...lying around is bad enough - but they were smoking too! SMOKING, for pity's sake!
Can you tell Vancouver's a West Coast town?